No one invited Dinka the Clown, and yet, here she was—looming in the corner like a fever dream that smelled faintly of burnt popcorn. Her ruffled collar sagged and her beady, inkblot eyes suggested she’d seen things no clown should see. The two figures before her, a once happy but now soured couple regarded her with the universal look of people realizing too late that they’d wandered into the wrong circus. Dinka smiled—or at least, her smudged makeup curled in a way that suggested she might. Whether she was about to perform a magic trick or simply absorb their souls was anyone’s guess.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dinka the Clown Classic-T
$21.00Price